Flag Football by the bell tower in Berkeley against the Berkeley chapter's pledge class and actives.

We took chances, ran for it, and played honorably by the rules. Our girls and guys were crazy. All the girls tackled and sacked 6 feet tall guys one after another against a team that literally depended solely on 3 males using unsportsmanship tactics. Meanwhile their females stood sessilely for hours on end. We had 20 times more attempts, tackles, runs, hype and energy. And yet we lost over and over because the other team would announce wins without actually winning.

I don't feel like a sore loser cuz I honestly can't admire that work ethic. I feel cheated and frustrated. Why?

My Pledge Mama: "You guys are freakin cheaters!"
Tall, male Berkeley active: "Hey, you know if we didn't cheat than we'd never win against you guys."

Bastards. Have they no integrity?