A few science lessons learned over the year:

- Alcohol has no effect during an emergency. Take formals for example. I go to the ladies room and find 2 girls drowning in toilet water, unconscious as fuck. My blood alcohol content was sky high after about 8 glasses of Long Islands, Midori Sours, Belvedere shots, beer, and sangria combined (with no flush red affect I might add), and I still managed to sprint clear across a golf course in stilleto heels to get help while the ambulances arrive.
- Charcoal is good for you. Sure, my mom has always thrown away my toast, claiming that charcoal causes cancer, but truth is: it does good things too! Blackened toast with honey prevents hangovers in the mornings and it also whitens your teeth. And someday, when you find yourself with alcohol poisoning (like my pal Frank last week), then the EMT will cut up all your clothes and pump tons of charcoal into your stomach before pumping out your food. Awesome!
- Pee is clean. Not only can you drink this stuff, but you can whiten your teeth with it too! Thanks to Physiology lab, I can now feel safe around pee. Pee straight out of your system is sterile, so no worries about bacteria. And if you're worried that you might have diabetes, just drink your pee. If its sweet, you might be diabetic - that's how docs use to test it.

Okay, I'm tired of science. I'm gonna take a nice break and enjoy my summer. Who's down to go to the beach next week? or learn to sew with me? I want to make a cover for my new laptop out of an old, unworn tank. Or spend a day taking "artsy" black and white photos in the city (I'm planning to decorate my new apartment/room in a theme)?