Who would've thought that compiling a balanced list of ppl who would show up to my bday would be so difficult. There's 15 guys to every girl that I consider my friend. Oh damn, a cockfest...

This year, I have to make some more female friends to keep me grounded. It just seems harder to find relatable girlfriends here at Davis. Like what Caroline said in The Apprentice, "Why can't you women just get along?!"