Dear Annoying Girl in the library,

If you're wondering why everyone in the study room gets up when you walk in with your boyfriend, its cuz you're damn annoying. Yes, everytime you walk in, loudly asking him dumb, random ass questions, I want to slap you and say "Bitch, shut da fuck up", and slap him and say "Boy, have some balls and tell her to shut da fuck up".

Making conversation about your favorite type of lined paper or the color of your sweater, does not, I repeat, DOES NOT make you sound or look cute. That nonsense coming out of your mouth ain't helping anyone, including that BF of yours who, by the way, is desperately trying to study. Plus, your voice is really annoying. Just go home, girl.

For the good of humanity,
Christine