A month ago, I started a Monster.com resume. Anyways, 3 employers found my scanty undergraduate resume' and requested interviews. There's no way I can work a full-time REAL world job while going to school, so I'm taking my resume' post off Monster. But the offers are crazy! Examples:

"We are seeking to fill the position of Outside Sales in the Sacramento area. After reviewing your resume, I see that you have some of the necessary qualities to be a candidate for a position with us. Annual first year average income is between $54,000 and $128,000 depending on performance [...] Please call my office as soon as possible at 916-***-**** to set up an appointment for an interview.
Sincerely,
Larry"

"I have been trying to contact you about your resume I received online. I am looking to expand here in Northern California and I am interviewing for two positions, one in the sale of health insurance, the other in our sales management program. I would like to talk to you about these positions. First-year sales income ranges from $60K to $100K, and management opportunities of up to $150K per year are available. I would like to meet with you this week. Please call me at (916) ***-**** to schedule a time. I look forward to meeting you.
Sincerely, Gary"

"Employwave is a brand new customized solution for the biotechnology and pharmaceutical job marketplace to connect the opportunities of the future with leading talent. You will have the opportunity to be highly visible to top tier companies who are also very excited to have an industry specific career site. Based on your search criteria, you will then receive daily or weekly scrapes matching your skills with newly posted positions from leading companies. Kirstin"

If you're a Biology major and can't find a job after graduation, then you're obviously not trying.