Its just one of those days where I want to hide in my bed all day.

School cafeteria toaster torching my croissant in FLAMES, causing mass havoc
Court systems giving me the wrong address of the wrong Court house, stealing my BAIL
Exploding vacuums full of dirty water at work
Bumped down the waitlist by some graduating seniors who never saw their counselors
Dooped by fraudulent Mankind jean sellers, selling damaged unauthentic SHIT
Camera that miraculously DIED when attempting to take pics of the fraud

Its just one of those days where I want to get sweet revenge on all these fuckers, thieves, toasters, and whatnots.