Yay... I have food poisoning! I shouldn't have assumed that the condensed milk was still good. So I spent all of yesterday yakking, morning til night. Ironically, between pukes I was writing a lab report about Staphylococcus aureus, a bacteria that grows on skin, meat and diary products and unleashes food poisoning on its victims. So everytime I had my head above the toilet, I kept thinking to myself, "damn that Staph aureus! fucking contaminated milk in my coffee!"

My body is retarded this quarter, first whooping cough, then bronchitis, and now this. At least I don't have to work out to be skinny, I just have to get sick.