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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Chao from Saigon!

It's been a long week in Thailand, but fun nonetheless. Thailand was a blast, me and my mom went on a tour with a bunch of Viet-american families from the Bay Area and we were a RIOT! one of the guys on the tour is my UC Davis' friend best friend from Alameda! Some other kids were around my age and we drank and watched ladyboy and sex shows. I even watched the ping pong sex show with my mom, yea kinda awkward and its not as cool as ppl say it is. The ladyboy show was AWESOME! They looked gorgeous, more beautiful than models. The Thai guys are so petite and graceful, they make perfect ladyboys. Now the real girls in the sex show... not so pretty, not even cute, now i can see why so many Thai guys would rather go out with ladyboys.

I also rode an elephant and watched all these random Thai cultural and animal shows. There's this adorable little 6 year boy from one the families that we kept messing with. He made "houses" made out of pillows and mats at our thai dinner dance show, and he made me lay on his "bed" throughout all of dinner. Our tour guide, Apple, was hilarious! She's Thai, but she speaks English and Vietnamese so she makes fun of everybody.

We went to the beach resorts in Pattaya which were full of Korean, Japanese, and Taiwanese tourists and it got crazy! I went parachuting and jet skiing! There's this one guy from Sac in my tour group that kept hitting on me, nice guy but he's soooo loud and obnoxious and he won't stop hitting on me and buying me drinks. He won't take no for an answer! Jesus! My mom's like "stay away from guys like that! don't take any of his drinks, no good!" haha.

Once we hit the road back to Bangkok, there were Vietnamese tourists from Vietnam everywhere! Weird how my whole tour group speaks in Vietnamese around English speaking Asians in Pattaya, then we only speak English when we're around other Viets. Its like we have a secret language.

Anyways, I'm in Saigon right now. Even though my tour group was suppose to part ways at the Bangkok airport, we somehow ended up near each other in Saigon, so we're all hanging out and setting up more Viet tours together. All the moms are best friends now and their adult kids, including me, are getting along great. That's all for now.

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