The best thing about being Greek: formals every other quarter! It's just like high school all over again, getting all prettied up with friends for a dance fest. Except this time around, nobody cares about dates and everyone is pissed faced drunk.
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2006-2007:

My new officer positions will be Service Chair of AKPsi and Fundraising & Activities Coordinator of Davis Foresight, pre-optometry club. I'm so glad that I didn't run for Foresight President. I can care less about that club right now, so I'm taking a less demanding position next year. In a way, its sad how easily I can get these positions; every Foresight member told me that I was a shoe-in president and the current president kept telling me to just take the damn position, even though I've been skipping every social and marketing event. Since I kept declining, she had to convince the current lazy VP to take position.

Then the AKPsi executive board assigned me Service Chair based on my likeability. As one officer said, "the other candidates had really good applications, but you have a better reputation. It was a really really hard decision, yet in the end we had to choose you." Apparently, being liked is more important than skill or passion. That worries me. Can I succeed on sheer skill and passion alone, or will I succeed because ppl just like me enough to give me breaks?

Yay... I have food poisoning! I shouldn't have assumed that the condensed milk was still good. So I spent all of yesterday yakking, morning til night. Ironically, between pukes I was writing a lab report about Staphylococcus aureus, a bacteria that grows on skin, meat and diary products and unleashes food poisoning on its victims. So everytime I had my head above the toilet, I kept thinking to myself, "damn that Staph aureus! fucking contaminated milk in my coffee!"

My body is retarded this quarter, first whooping cough, then bronchitis, and now this. At least I don't have to work out to be skinny, I just have to get sick.

Beware: rant rant rant

What a rough day. I stayed up til 5:30 in the morning working on a lab report, then woke up late to my 9 am bacteriology lab - coincedently on the day when the pre-labs due before class is worth 3 times as much as normal. The Nazi TA refused to accept my damn piece, then he told me to just ace my next lab report and called me a "rich girl". That's whack! I pray to all the lab report gods that the Nazi TA gets a urinary tract infection from all that quality time he spends with bacteria. Then he'll cry everytime he pees!

Before my physiology lab, I rushed to finish up my physiology lab report, only to have no time to finish up the easiest take-home quiz ever. So I turned in an incomplete quiz, what an idiot of me. With no breakfast or lunch, or sleep, I was gonna pass out, but since I'm the lightest person in my physiology group, I had to drink 3 glasses full of straight up salt water and gradually pee into a bucket. That just made me feel like throwing up AND passing out, I gagged every time I had to swallow some salt water. After 2 1/2 glasses, my skin turned pale, body shivered, and I was gonna throw up, but lack of food in my stomach prevented that from happening. Naturally salt water makes you gag, but my whole body weakened from it, so the TAs stopped me from finishing. Great, so I'm spending the remainder of my day dehydrated, light-headed, and on the verge of yakking. Thank you physiology lab, I've learned so much about the human body.

Lesson learned: I hate all labs, regardless of what its about - I hate them all. I used ace all my labs, but upper division bio labs are ridiculous. Time for me to eat dinner, but these strange bowel movements are making me light-headed. My stomach is bloated but the salt is preventing me from peeing any liquids out. Maby I'll just pass out and wait to eat later. No, I should eat now.

I am alive and well and no, I have not fallen off the face of the earth. This quarter has been most retarded with 3 classes full of ridiculous amounts of writing. Bio majors shouldn't be required to write, period. At least summer is close and this spring allergies aren't tooo bad with all the drugs I'm taking. My new tan just proves how good this weather is getting. And my new Vans slip-ons just prove how new shoes makes every girl happy.